“Alan: Jack Donagy. Alan Steinher. I’m Josh Girard’s agent.
Jack: [chuckles] Oh really?
Alan: Listen, I’d love to grab a little face time with you, RE Josh’s contract offer. We’ve got some serious troubs my friend. We are not smiles times.
Jack: I’m sorry to hear that Alan.
Alan: What’s your schedche manana? Cause this is going to be one serious negot.
Jack: My schedche is wide open Alan, hasta manana.”
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Pregnant Cornbread. It is a 30 Rock fan site. This is one of my favorite quotes from the episode Hardball that aired recently. I love the way Alan (Josh’s agent) talks. He is so ridiculous.